I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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