Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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