How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just saw a hot homeless man
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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