have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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