He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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