Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
