My hand turned me down
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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