It's like God shit irony all over that family
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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