Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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