Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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