that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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