He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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