Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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