Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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