Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
you never un-have a 4some
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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