let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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