he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Randomize
