Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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