can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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