i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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