Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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