is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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