Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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