just tell him i said nine months
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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