No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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