Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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