I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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