then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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