She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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