we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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