I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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