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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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