morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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