I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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