3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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