..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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