i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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