But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
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