She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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