it's like heaven, but drunker
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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