Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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