White coat. Heels.
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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