What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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