I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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