what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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