He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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