Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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