your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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