Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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