I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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