Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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