Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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