how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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